Eruptions of Function

Its been so long since I have written something purely for my own gratification that I can almost feel the pressure of the words in my head.

I wish hair could grow instantly (no smart comments about hair extensions -_-) my hair is really thick and for some unknown reason I want long curtains of it right at this moment.

Apparently the thing most people want to steal from me is my hair. Other things mentioned were: my wit (I didint think I had any), my mastery of the English language ( again dubious if you see my study notes), and my kindness.

The joys of free txt weekends.